RoShamBo is a game where one player kicks the other player in the nuts as hard as they can, then the other player kicks, and it goes back and forth until one player falls down.

The Chewbacca Defence
"Chewbacca is a wookie from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about that; that does not make sense. Why would a wookie, an 8 foot tall wookie, want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall ewoks? That does not make sense!

But more importantly, you have to ask yourself, ‘what does that have to do with this case?' Nothing. Ladies and Gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case. It does not make sense! you must acquit, you must acquit."

We declare Shenanigans for Perth and Kinross council

Shenanigans: deception or tomfoolery on the part of carnival stand operators

For those of you who thought the G8 Publication tender process was about toys and prams. Get yourself a fine hat. You'll be eating it shortly.

Council Men
Over the hill came the council men
Like the charge of the Bengal Lancers
One in ten were half skilled men
The other nine were chancers

1. Perthshire Council still deny any wrong doing with the awarding of the Perthshire G8 publication contract to Connect Communications from Paisley. Even though Connect Communications were the same company that telephoned Perth Council and requested a deadline change. The council deny, deny, deny. The council dismissed this revelation as "Just a coincidence".

2. This week exposed: The full hypocrisy behind the tendering of the Perthshire G8 Publications and the Sorbus websites. The final parts of the jigsaw are complete. The evidence is now in awaiting you (the jury) to decide the final outcome. Everything, tender documents, tender proposals, contracts. While you wait visit perthshire.com and click on all the W3C XHTML 1.0 links. See how many pages actually comply to the standard.

3. This week: Full debriefing of the Perthshire G8 Publication and cd-rom.

4. Visit the Perthshire Property page and discover what's for rent in the town centre.

5. Perth and Kinross Council are not the only council in Scotland to act in a mysterious way. Check out Edinburghsucks.com for the tale of Edinburgh council, Interbrand and other misdirection from city hall. Is there a need for Perthshiresucks.com?

Out on the town

Whats this picture about? A concerned Perthshire Business reader sent this in. The reader had a concern that the council were promoting vials of crack cocaine to small children.Our experts examined the picture, not crack cocaine, it's chalk. "Just say NO to chalk"